spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michael Bay diarrhea
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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