Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
