i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You took a bar mat shot.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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