Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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