Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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