After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
FUCK WHALES
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