is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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