so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The beer is more important than you right now.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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