You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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