Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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