I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
NoShamevember. You game?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
