She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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