Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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