So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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