i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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