I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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