I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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