Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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