She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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