Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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