So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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