what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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