I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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