she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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