I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
