Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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