I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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