Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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