I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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