Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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