can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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