dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
