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Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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