we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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