I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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