Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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