My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
