He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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