Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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