A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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