No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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