why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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