Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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