he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Mom said you looked used
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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