On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I need a burrito and a hug.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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