I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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