Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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