I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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