did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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