We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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