if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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