Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Your cock deserves a montage
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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