Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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