$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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