Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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